1 00:00:01,449 --> 00:00:06,969 I have indeed been informed by my fiance Sasha, 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,627 That Ann has been carrying on an affair with Eva. 3 00:00:10,665 --> 00:00:13,145 And also with Parker. 4 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:15,905 Both members of the Toronto Blue Gays team. 5 00:00:15,981 --> 00:00:19,611 So. I asked them here under the pretence of a tailgating party. 6 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:23,264 Which is mostly true, I brought some orange slices, they're somewhere in the back there. 7 00:00:25,232 --> 00:00:28,992 Someone has to tell Eva and Parker that they're being misled. 8 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:33,689 And someone has to tell Ann that it's extremely unprofessional for her, 9 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:37,108 to be cavorting with the opposite team. 10 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,493 - Ahem. Hello. - Hey. 11 00:00:42,525 --> 00:00:46,555 - Hi. Thanks for meeting me. - Yeah. 12 00:00:48,186 --> 00:00:51,876 - You gonna get out? - I thought you three would jump in here with me. 13 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:53,883 Come on in. 14 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:57,985 - Okay. - Okay! Okay. 15 00:01:00,888 --> 00:01:03,788 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 16 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,841 Maybe we can go to the LCBO and get some beer. 17 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,252 Sick. Ann do you think you could just move a little- 18 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:23,358 You know Ann don't help him, don't help him. 19 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:25,288 Eva you can help him. 20 00:01:25,326 --> 00:01:28,666 Okay woah woah woah alright, alright nobody help him because we're not going anywhere, 21 00:01:28,743 --> 00:01:29,853 so he doesn't need it. 22 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:32,507 Okay if he doesn't need it, why are we in the car then? 23 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,990 Could we just get some air in here? At least? 24 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:37,171 [Eva] I think, I think the child locks are on. 25 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,860 - [Joanne] Yes they are on, they are on. - Joanne you can't lock us in 26 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,692 [Joanne] Well it's just- can everyone just be quiet? 27 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:44,827 And listen up. 28 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:51,844 Eva, Parker. I don't want to blow up your worlds. 29 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:56,150 But you need to know, Ann has been dating... 30 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:58,765 ...both of you. 31 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,569 We know that. 32 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:04,714 [Joanne] No, Parker I don't think that you understand. 33 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:09,055 Ann has been dating both of you at the same time. 34 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:12,724 Yeah, Joanne, we know. 35 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,931 Joanne I think the child locks are on. 36 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,487 [Joanne] Boris what are you doing here? 37 00:02:21,555 --> 00:02:24,065 Oh I heard about the secret tailgating party! 38 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:29,394 Oh, you three brokering a little threesome? 39 00:02:29,597 --> 00:02:31,737 No we don't do that. 40 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:35,262 - No, no, not today. - Not really on the table. 41 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:40,613 - Tell Boris. Looking the way that you do? - [Ann] Nope. 42 00:02:40,608 --> 00:02:47,098 Okay, misread the room. Alright, bye. 43 00:02:47,097 --> 00:02:50,787 - See ya Joanne. - Boris. 44 00:02:50,825 --> 00:02:56,935 - So, so, you do know about each other, but it's not a threesome situation? 45 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:58,445 Good lord no. 46 00:02:58,488 --> 00:03:02,078 I mean I respect you and everything Parker, just like, not like that. 47 00:03:02,147 --> 00:03:03,387 Thank you. 48 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:04,049 Yup. 49 00:03:04,598 --> 00:03:07,218 Do you mean like, you don't respect me sexually or? 50 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,431 Okay, uh, so I think uh, everyone's, everyone's clear on what's happening here! 51 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:14,156 Right, yeah Joanne? I'm dating both of these people, and they both know about it. 52 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,334 We good? 53 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:17,017 Baby how'd the talk go? 54 00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:18,608 Hun I asked you to wait across the street. 55 00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:20,271 Oh it's still going on. 56 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:23,273 Uh hi, hey guys, um I just wanted you guys to know... 57 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:28,586 ... that this is not coming from a biphobic, or polyphobic place at all. 58 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:32,352 Okay? Joanne is just worried about the integrity of the team. 59 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:34,424 So if you could hear her out that would be great. 60 00:03:34,455 --> 00:03:38,735 I'll let you guys carry on! Good luck baby! Good luck, okay? 61 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:40,670 Let me know how it goes. 62 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:49,127 Exactly, Ann, I am not calling you a s-l-u-t because that is a stereotype, 63 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:53,916 Right right right, so you're just probably uncomfortable that I'm dating a 64 00:03:54,648 --> 00:03:57,438 No, no, no that's projecting. 65 00:03:57,754 --> 00:04:02,244 Oh, okay, that's, okay so how would you like me to conduct myself romantically? 66 00:04:02,311 --> 00:04:06,871 How can I make you happy? Do I, should I be dating an equal number of men and women 67 00:04:06,901 --> 00:04:09,801 separately, never together, monogamously- 68 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:12,555 - Obviously not. - How can I be a good little bisexual for you? 69 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:16,191 Do I need to carry a canvas bag with me all the time? 70 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:18,291 Or wear more scarves? Would that do it? 71 00:04:18,327 --> 00:04:20,737 - I hate scarves. - I love canvas bags. 72 00:04:20,777 --> 00:04:26,197 It's not a man woman thing Ann, this is a getting into bed with multiple 73 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:29,511 you could share team secrets with! 74 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:32,165 Oh my god. Joanne, I- 75 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:37,759 I would never share Brovaries secrets, because honestly, I don't care. 76 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:44,704 I don't care enough about the Brovaries to talk about them in my private 77 00:04:46,182 --> 00:04:53,782 Okay, okay, okay. Hear you loud and clear I think Ann. 78 00:04:53,810 --> 00:05:01,300 - So um, I'm gonna get some air. - [Eva] Joanne can you turn the child lock off? 79 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:04,510 [Joanne] I'm trying, I'm really trying here. Son of a fuck. 80 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:06,340 Cause you have to get out, in order to let us out. 81 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:09,135 [Joanne] Yeah, I would like, I would also like to get out of the car, it's 82 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:11,686 - [Parker] Press the other one. The one... - Fuck. 83 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,925 - [Eva] Or maybe the windows? - Okay there's a bit of a malfunction, this 84 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:19,108 has happened one other time. Gonna have to call Subaru. 85 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:38,337 Okay baby I just got off the phone with the car service, 86 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:41,312 and no one can come for another like hour or so. 87 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:45,481 They're on their way though, so hang tight. 88 00:05:45,483 --> 00:05:48,493 - Hello! - Sasha! How are you? 89 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,760 Good how are you Boris? 90 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:56,935 Well Ann, would you like to tell us a bit more about what it's like to be bisexual? 91 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:07,921 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 92 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:06,363 Got a pizza coming. 93 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:08,496 - What kind? Pineapple? - And the hams. 94 00:07:08,546 --> 00:07:13,096 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0